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"Field theory is an attitude that permeates Gestalt therapy. It is the lodestone that guides the compass of Gestalt therapy…. It is the cognitive glue that holds the Gestalt therapy system together."
/ Gary Yontef /
Jokes 1
How many Psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but only if the light bulb really wants to change.
A distraught client goes to see a Therapist saying: “Look, Look, look! I've got these bees all over me. They're big and black with yellow waistcoats and they're buzzing and, and, and they're crawling all over me. You must do something, please, please do something!”
The therapist says: “All right, all right, but don't flick them all on to me!”
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
A woman went to a Psychiatrist with her troubles. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded.
"It's gotten so that every time I meet a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel really guilty and depressed."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "no doubt you want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter?"
"For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward.
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
Just one, but only if the light bulb really wants to change.
A distraught client goes to see a Therapist saying: “Look, Look, look! I've got these bees all over me. They're big and black with yellow waistcoats and they're buzzing and, and, and they're crawling all over me. You must do something, please, please do something!”
The therapist says: “All right, all right, but don't flick them all on to me!”
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
A woman went to a Psychiatrist with her troubles. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded.
"It's gotten so that every time I meet a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel really guilty and depressed."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "no doubt you want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter?"
"For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward.
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
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